Slartibartfast Rally 2019

September 2019

The Rally That Follows The ‘lovely Crinkly Edges of Norway’

The Slartibartfast is a two week rally which brings together the best of Scandinavia including Denmark, Sweden, Finland and the Norwegian fjords from its starting point in The Netherlands.

Why Slartibartfast?

Slartibartfast was a character in 1980’s best seller The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.  He  ‘designed’ the fjords of Norway for the mice who created the earth as a giant computer to find out the meaning of life. Unfortunately the earth was demolished to make way for an intergalactic by-pass moments before it was due to give the answer.

We are honouring his great work with a rally from The Hague in The Netherlands to Kirkenes, the most northerly town of Norway from where we take the Hurtigruten ferry to Bergen, following the crinkly bits, as they were described, all the way to Bergen. But, we don’t just sit on the ship as each morning we disembark and rally around the great roads of the north, catching up with our floating hotel in the evening.

The rally starts in the administrative capital city of The Netherlands, The Hague at the Louwman Motor Museum, which is an ideal collection point for cars from around Europe. From here we will head to Bremerhaven one of Germany’s most historic ports.

To get to Roskilde, our next night stop, we cross the Fehmarn Bridge then take the Puttgarden to Rodby Ferry which has 48 sailings per day. From here we cross into Sweden where our first overnight is in Jonkoping, once famous for its matchstick industry.

Our journey through the lakes of Sweden take us to Mora, famous for its clocks, scenery and Mora Witch Trials in 1669. Now it’s a peaceful town better known for its scenery and tranquil lifestyle.

After Mora we head for Ostersund on Lake Storsjon which resisted the industrial revolution in order to keep its clean air and becoming a centre of outdoor activities and education.

From Ostersund we continue north to Arjeplog which is the home of automotive winter testing. Very close to the Arctic Circle it has long days and short nights in the summer.

Arjeplog to Kiruna takes us through the Arctic Circle into Swedish Lapland. Kiruna is the northernmost town in Sweden and is best known for the huge iron ore mine and its underground visitors centre which has an exhibition on mining. It is also the home of Sweden’s Space centre.

From Kiruna we go to Finland’s most northerly town, Iruna which lies on Lake Inarijarvi. Can’t promise it but you are quite likely to get your first sight of  the northern lights from here.

The following day we drive 200kms on easy roads to Kirkenes where we join the MS Midnatsol, our floating hotel, for the next week admiring the work of Slartibartfast on our way to Bergen.


Your Ship: We will be on the MS Midnatsol, one of the newest on the fleet, which is 135.75 metres long and has a capacity of 35 cars. There are the usual amenities on board including a couple of bars, two dining rooms, a grill a food court and even an outside Jacuzzi.

Our schedule:
To be confirmed.

Quotes from Slartibartfast:

Slartibartfast: “Science has achieved some wonderful things of course, but I’d far rather be happy than right any day.”

Arthur: All my life I’ve had this strange feeling there’s something big and sinister going on in the world. 

Slartibartfast: No, that’s normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that.

About Norway: “Pity,” said Slartibartfast, “that was one of mine. Won an award you know. Lovely crinkly edges. I was most upset to hear about its destruction.”

Note: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is the first of five books in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy comedy science fiction “trilogy” by Douglas Adams. The novel is an adaptation of the first four parts of Adams’ radio series of the same name. Copies can be found at online sites. The radio series is also available from the BBC.


Starting in the Hague we find great accommodation all the way to Kirkenes where we board the ferry for six days and five nights which means you don’t have to unpack and pack your bags again before the end of the event.


We will provide mechanical back-up and, of course, the services of our great team to make it all as smooth as possible.

The Roads

All roads have been checked and the route is completely open. It is a mix of tarmac and a small amount of dirt so is suitable for all types of vehicles.


Picking the right time of year to do everything is difficult but the end of August/beginning of September gives good weather and a chance to see the Northern Lights and spectacular marine life. It should also mean that there is no frost overnight which would make the roads tricky. Being out of the main tourist season also makes the journey more pleasant.

What’s Included:

Twin or double room in all hotels
5 nights on MS Nordlys (or similar)
Evening meals
The crinkly edges of Norway
Incredible scenery
Fabulous roads
Our experienced team
Mechanical support
GPS and Roadbook
Rally Plates
A unique experience
An incredible journey

The Slartibartfast 2019 Entry Form

Download the form, fill it up and send us. We’ll do the rest & get you on board.